Not Authorized For Kids Yet

Yesterday morning began as any other had this summer. On this day, however, we decided to go for a run. We were all into running for a while so our routine was concrete. Well, we have not been on our game lately and took a few weeks off running consistently. So we ran and came home around 6:00. I made Scotty’s breakfast and headed for the shower because I had an appointment to get some moles removed. I leisurely head out the door and arrive at my appointment about 15 minutes early. Since the procedure was a little more painful than expected I treated myself to El Pollo Loco for lunch- yum! I walk in the door salivating for my burrito and smell a weird stench. I approach the top of the staircase and see some poopy on the floor. Not a big deal, but I thought to myself ‘who didn’t poop this morning?’ You know who didn’t poop- BOTH Jinx and Kooper because I NEVER took them out! I guess by 1:00 they had had enough and couldn’t hold it in any longer. I immediately apologized and run them for the door- I even threw my burrito on the counter risking my much anticipated lunch! Kooper immediately squats for what felt like a 5 minute release. Jinx on the other hand didn’t pee until the final few bushes. I immediately know what this means- she peed in the house. Of course she chose to use the carpet while Kooper chose to poop on the hardwood floor- do I deserve this experience to be an easy one? No, and I own that!

Moral of the Blog- It’s not time to have kids!

Tiff

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